Insomnia logic

3:01 AM: Huh. I appear to be awake. 3:03 AM: I’m still awake. Do I have to pee? Maybe I have to pee. I think I have to pee. But if I get up, then I’ll never fall asleep again. 3:05 AM: I probably don’t really have to pee. If I just lie here quietly...

Backyard metaphors

Hey, how about we don’t talk about that thing. Or that other thing, either. Okay! Great! I’ve been spending a lot of time with my vegetables. Quality time, you understand. I pull grass up out of the boxes a blade or two at a time and marvel at the plants...

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