by Mir | Jan 26, 2005 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Her: I want toast. Me: Okay. Her: No, wait. I want french toast for lunch. No toast now. Me: Okay. How about a banana? Her: Apple. Me: How about a banana? Her: Apple. Me: Hey, I know! How about… a banana! Her: I. Want. An. Apple. Me: Okay. I’m not cutting...
by Mir | Jan 25, 2005 | Job? Huh?
Thanks for sharing my excitement! I posted earlier and then floated away on a cloud of warm fuzzy happiness, murmuring “I will not have to sell my house, I will not die unemployed!” Or maybe I just went out to lunch with some friends because I realized...
by Mir | Jan 25, 2005 | Job? Huh?, Woohoo!
Two and a half hours. Three meetings. One hypothetical marketing strategy involving a voice-recognition alarm clock for quadriplegics (yes, really… I couldn’t have made that up if I tried). “Well, I think that’s about it. The good news is that...
by Mir | Jan 24, 2005 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
Thanks to my pal and comrade-in-insanity, Joshilyn, I finally have a concise explanation for that feeling I sometimes get. You know the one… where everything is just a tad off, you’re a little bit edgy, and–perhaps most importantly–you feel...
by Mir | Jan 24, 2005 | Health is overrated, What do I do all day?
I was supposed to go to the gym and work out this morning with a friend. I do not belong to the gym; she thought she had a free pass, but then couldn’t find it. She called me back later to say she found it but it had already expired. I was sort of bummed, but...
