I was supposed to go to the gym and work out this morning with a friend. I do not belong to the gym; she thought she had a free pass, but then couldn’t find it. She called me back later to say she found it but it had already expired.
I was sort of bummed, but then I remembered that I’m a lazy slug and didn’t want to work out, anyway.
Still, I’m as interested in fitness as the next health-conscious person. I have an elliptical trainer here at home, which I gave some thought to using. You know, since I was already in the workout mood. But then I realized that rather than working out, I could sit here on my ass and buy sneakers online, which is practically like actual exercise. Thank goodness.
Then I worried that perhaps I was oversimplifying matters a bit, when I received this excellent pearl of wisdom in my email:
Have the managers already loved shouting?
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first.
Dude. That’s deep. I may need to buy another pair of shoes.