Two and a half hours.
One hypothetical marketing strategy involving a voice-recognition alarm clock for quadriplegics (yes, really… I couldn’t have made that up if I tried).
“Well, I think that’s about it. The good news is that my expectations for today were well met and I’m very pleased.”
“Oh. Um, great! What’s the bad news?”
“You said that’s the good news. What’s the bad news?”
“There is no bad news. Good news and better news. The better news is that we’ve decided offer you the position, and I’ll call you tomorrow to go over the offer.”