by Mir | Jan 29, 2005 | Retail Therapy
No, I did not buy the $96 purse. In fact, I giggled myself silly and the shoppers around me moved a little further away, with looks of mixed disdain and fear while they did so. (Dad, stop reading now. You’ve been warned. Turn back. The rest is boring, anyway.)...
by Mir | Jan 28, 2005 | Detritus, Retail Therapy
You have to be a special kind of talented to walk into Marshall’s and pick up a purse–on clearance–that’s still $96.
by Mir | Jan 28, 2005 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
He Had a Dream… So Do I! (Sent home in the completed work folder yesterday.) My Dream Is… that anumuls wod have anuf water and nether have to die. I hate hunters. they kill anumuls. I do not eat meat1 because I am a vetutairyin2. I eat salid insted of...
by Mir | Jan 27, 2005 | I'm dating the television
Signs that I am still my usual weird and neurotic self in spite of my fabulous new job which I am not talking about except for the part where I can’t stop mentioning it: 1) I have serious TiVo envy. Part of this stems from the fact that I cannot stop myself from...
by Mir | Jan 27, 2005 | What do I do all day?
Well, the countdown is on. It looks like I have about a week and a half to get my life in order before I return to the ranks of Those Who Work For A Living. That should be enough time to accomplish everything I meant to do during the previous 15 months of unemployment...
