by Mir | Jan 28, 2005 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
He Had a Dream… So Do I! (Sent home in the completed work folder yesterday.) My Dream Is… that anumuls wod have anuf water and nether have to die. I hate hunters. they kill anumuls. I do not eat meat1 because I am a vetutairyin2. I eat salid insted of...
by Mir | Jan 27, 2005 | I'm dating the television
Signs that I am still my usual weird and neurotic self in spite of my fabulous new job which I am not talking about except for the part where I can’t stop mentioning it: 1) I have serious TiVo envy. Part of this stems from the fact that I cannot stop myself from...
by Mir | Jan 27, 2005 | What do I do all day?
Well, the countdown is on. It looks like I have about a week and a half to get my life in order before I return to the ranks of Those Who Work For A Living. That should be enough time to accomplish everything I meant to do during the previous 15 months of unemployment...
by Mir | Jan 26, 2005 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Her: I want toast. Me: Okay. Her: No, wait. I want french toast for lunch. No toast now. Me: Okay. How about a banana? Her: Apple. Me: How about a banana? Her: Apple. Me: Hey, I know! How about… a banana! Her: I. Want. An. Apple. Me: Okay. I’m not cutting...
by Mir | Jan 25, 2005 | Job? Huh?
Thanks for sharing my excitement! I posted earlier and then floated away on a cloud of warm fuzzy happiness, murmuring “I will not have to sell my house, I will not die unemployed!” Or maybe I just went out to lunch with some friends because I realized...
