He Had a Dream… So Do I! (Sent home in the completed work folder yesterday.)
My Dream Is…
that anumuls wod have anuf water and nether have to die. I hate hunters. they kill anumuls. I do not eat meat1 because I am a vetutairyin2. I eat salid insted of tercy on thanksgiveing3. I do not eat fish4 because there anumuls. and martin loother king was alive agen because he was a great man5.
1 She is possibly the biggest carnivore in our house.
2 Also, not a veterinarian, so far as I know.
3 She eats neither salad nor turkey on Thanksgiving, preferring instead to consume her body weight in cranberry sauce and mashed potatoes.
4 Once, she ate 8 fish sticks with dinner and asked for more. I refused because I was afraid she would explode.
5 He was a great man, but even this batch of misspelled fabrications isn’t gonna bring him back to life.
P.S. The poor, confused teacher’s only written comment: “Nice writing, Chickadee.” I guess that took up less space than “Please stop sniffing the glue you freak.”