by Mir | Dec 7, 2009 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!, Oh look! Something furry!!
I’m a sucker for Christmas. Oh, I could tell you it’s because I didn’t come to Christianity until later in life or that it’s because of faith and hope and such—and both of those things happen to be true—but the truest explanation is...
by Mir | Dec 6, 2009 | Oh look! Something furry!!
Me, just now, to the dog: Would you like a yummy fresh breath stick? Because if you don’t stop licking my face, I’m pretty sure I’m going to puke on your head. Your breath is PUTRID. Suggestions on your favorite doggie-breath-freshening products are...
by Mir | Dec 4, 2009 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
I’m over at Five Full Plates today, exposing my tender pink insides and admitting that I’m a whiner. (Wow, I’ll bet you never saw THAT one coming.)
by Mir | Dec 3, 2009 | Ottomatic For the People
Tomorrow Otto is having a birthday. His 39th birthday, in fact. My birthday is in the summer, so I happen to love that stretch of time between early December and mid-August when I can pretend he’s an entire year older than I am. We don’t have any big...
by Mir | Dec 2, 2009 | My name is Grumplestiltskin
Just because Monkey has this nasty cold and I woke up this morning feeling logy and thick and sluggish does not mean that I am coming down with his cold. Just because I never actually, you know, stop kissing him on the mouth until he’s leaking snot from every...
