by Mir | Jan 17, 2006 | What do I do all day?
Today at Casa Mir: Thrills! Chills! Fever! Hot, aching, undeniably and painfully infected boobage! And the whole time, me sitting here saying to my body, “Um, HELLO, did you not think this would’ve been a useful stance to take YESTERDAY, so that it...
by Mir | Jan 16, 2006 | Health is overrated
Phew. I’m feeling much better today. Well, I’m feeling crappy and humiliated, but MUCH BETTER. You know that saying about how when God closes a door, he opens a window? Well it’s often like that in my life. Except more like, when one tragedy is...
by Mir | Jan 15, 2006 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up. I’m trapped inside my BRAIN. Let me tell you, it’s a horrifying place to be. It is VERY crowded in here, and noisy. In the event of cabin depressurization or a water landing or a plain ol’ crash there are...
by Mir | Jan 13, 2006 | My name is Grumplestiltskin
I have been running to the mailbox each and every day like Ralphie from “A Christmas Story” awaiting the coveted Little Orphan Annie decoder ring. Every day, I have come away dejected. Bills, catalogs, junk mail addressed to “Resident,” and...
by Mir | Jan 12, 2006 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
I suppose we all tend to cling to the familiar. Even though sometimes the familiar sucks donkey balls. I know that–for myself–if the familiar isn’t actively irritating the crap out of me, I pretty much want to keep it. And when the familiar is...
