Dear brain,

MONKEY IS A FAT DOG written on the fridge in magnets is hilarious according to all parties involved. CHICKADEE IS A FAT DOG written on the fridge in magnets is devastating, cruel, horrible, and leads to long discussions about how CLEARLY no one here is a dog and...

Ages 8 and up

It is time to sell my daughter to the gypsies, for she has officially reached the age where her toys are too complicated for me to figure out. I consider myself a reasonably intelligent human; I hold several degrees; I have been tying my own shoes for years. I have...

Smooooooooooooth

I am just now coming off of the Christmas vacation slash Christmas holiday slash back to school slash Monkey’s birthday slash everyone getting back into the swing of working LULL that I was so enjoying. Well, I was enjoying parts of it. Namely, the part where I...

I don’t want to be assimilated

I have been meaning to give an update on the further adventures with the chiroquactor, and other things kept getting in the way. Plus, I think I was a little bit embarrassed to admit that… well… hang on; I’m getting ahead of myself. My neck is ALL...

Famous opposites

Yin and yang. Dark and light. Despair and hope. Republican and democrat. Chocolate and vanilla. Chickadee and Monkey. Deep, dark pit of angst and… hours of self-entertainment with plastic hair. (Spelling and syntax are, unfortunately, correct.) Yeah, I...

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