by Mir | May 20, 2004 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Important discovery: I can have oodles of time to myself to blog, pay bills, and do dishes, and still garner Fun Mama points, if I allow the Monkey to cut up his Spiderman coloring book while I do so. He has spent most of the morning cutting out every little spider in...
by Mir | May 20, 2004 | My name is Grumplestiltskin
Oh.my.God. This is just SO like me… What is Your Destiny? by ValcionNameColorBirthdayDestinySavior of the human race Date when you fufill your destinyJanuary 8, 2004Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen! I mean, leave it to me to flipping save all of humankind and...
by Mir | May 19, 2004 | I'm dating the television
I’ve come to that time of the evening when I paint “NERD” across my forehead, put on my jammies, turn on “Whose Line Is It, Anyway?” and get into bed with my laptop. (All of the aforementioned really happens except the forehead painting...
by Mir | May 19, 2004 | My name is Grumplestiltskin
Panic. Complete, total, utter panic. I was sitting here… minding my own business… finishing up the Mother’s Day gifts for the grandmothers (yes, thank you, I know today’s date… there were technical difficulties beyond my control...
by Mir | May 19, 2004 | What do I do all day?
Last night I noted that I needed to help a friend after the kids were in bed. By “help a friend” I of course meant that my friend Eileen is too chicken to color her own hair, and in the logic that only a best friend can have, figured it was somehow safer...
