by Mir | Sep 29, 2004 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Let’s take a quick inventory of my day thus far, shall we? 12:00 (Midnight): I think to myself, I should really go to sleep now. 12:45: I actually turn out the light. 1:25ish: I look at the clock and wonder why I’m still awake. 2:17: I am awakened by...
by Mir | Sep 28, 2004 | What do I do all day?
I cleaned the bathrooms tonight. I guess I was needing a little boost, a little reassurance that I do actually take care of things around here once in a while. Also they were starting to smell weird. I’d told myself that the toilets were merely victims of hard...
by Mir | Sep 28, 2004 | My name is Grumplestiltskin
That denial thing sure was fun while it lasted. Did you know that it takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year’s supply of footballs? It’s true. I know this because I am brilliant. Or because it says so on my Sorrento Trivia...
by Mir | Sep 27, 2004 | Retail Therapy
I could tell you about all of the things I should’ve done today, but since the denial thing is working out so well for me right now, I can’t. What responsibilities? What job hunt? What paralyzing panic?? Tra la la! Oh happy day, happy day, let me tell you...
by Mir | Sep 26, 2004 | Job? Huh?
I don’t know why I didn’t put it all together, sooner. The answer has been right under my nose all along! Actually, right on my toes. Part of my employment woes, you know, are that I don’t want to return to the sort of job I used to hold. And...
