by Mir | Dec 19, 2004 | Health is overrated
Ask me how the concert was. Go on, ask. You know you want to. Okay, I’ll tell you. The concert was fine. Mostly. Except that shortly before my piece I noticed my father was conspicuously absent, and by the time we were assembling to start, he wasn’t back....
by Mir | Dec 18, 2004 | What do I do all day?
The pie is quite delicious… I couldn’t say for sure if it could win me a pie-baking contest in Georgia or not, but it’s yummy. And continuing in the Thanksgiving-ish theme, we made a veritable banquet tonight; turkey with all the trimmings and the...
by Mir | Dec 17, 2004 | Detritus
1) Upon arriving home from school, the children won’t stop bickering. You… A) Lock them in the basement. B) Knock their heads together. C) Sell them to the gypsies. D) Convince them that you’re having a blast whitewashing the fence vacuuming,...
by Mir | Dec 17, 2004 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Monkey: Why did the chicken fly? Me: I dunno, honey. Why? Monkey: Cuz her kids flew away! And she was chasing them! Me: Oh… haha…? Chickadee: My turn! Me: Okay. Chickadee: Why did the dinosaur lay an egg? Me: I dunno, sweetie. Why? Chickadee: Cuz she...
by Mir | Dec 16, 2004 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
The good news is, choir went pretty well tonight, and I think our concert will not be a total disaster. The bad news is, I am still not as comfortable with some of the music as I wish I was. The good news is, The Jackass called twice while I was out at rehearsal. The...
