Monkey: Why did the chicken fly?
Me: I dunno, honey. Why?
Monkey: Cuz her kids flew away! And she was chasing them!
Me: Oh… haha…?
Chickadee: My turn!
Chickadee: Why did the dinosaur lay an egg?
Me: I dunno, sweetie. Why?
Chickadee: Cuz she wanted to see what her baby would look like. And it was a CHICKEN!
Who could ask for anything more?
Hee hee! They make all of us smile, too. Thanks!
oh silly, pittiful Y chromosomed man. He will never know what he is missing! Why?,…. because he was a chicken….who didn’t cross the road….because of the flying baby dinosaurs,…(ok, maybe chickadee tells better jokes)!
What you need, is a good comeback bad joke. This will ensure your kids a future spot on the Tonite Show. Such as:
Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
There were two fish in a tank. One of them said to the other: “How do you drive this thing?”
There were two sausages in a pan. One of them said to the other, “Blimey, it’s hot in here,” and the other one said, “Aaaah! A talking sausage!”
I’ve got more if you need more ammo…
Your kids are brilliant. Seriously. Funnier than 90% of the adults I know.
Ah, the not funny stage of a kid’s development. When do they learn about the funny?