by Mir | Jan 25, 2005 | Job? Huh?, Woohoo!
Two and a half hours. Three meetings. One hypothetical marketing strategy involving a voice-recognition alarm clock for quadriplegics (yes, really… I couldn’t have made that up if I tried). “Well, I think that’s about it. The good news is that...
by Mir | Jan 24, 2005 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
Thanks to my pal and comrade-in-insanity, Joshilyn, I finally have a concise explanation for that feeling I sometimes get. You know the one… where everything is just a tad off, you’re a little bit edgy, and–perhaps most importantly–you feel...
by Mir | Jan 24, 2005 | Health is overrated, What do I do all day?
I was supposed to go to the gym and work out this morning with a friend. I do not belong to the gym; she thought she had a free pass, but then couldn’t find it. She called me back later to say she found it but it had already expired. I was sort of bummed, but...
by Mir | Jan 24, 2005 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Him: I’m pressing the stop button. Know why? So Mama will stop talking. Me: EXCUSE ME?? Him: What? You’re annoying.
by Mir | Jan 23, 2005 | Detritus
I am moving to Hawaii. Immediately. Provided that I can get my car out, which may or may not be possible. I seem to have an itty bitty snowdrift blocking my garage. It’s about three feet high, and I am typing this from the warmest corner of the house, where I am...
