by Mir | Oct 31, 2005 | Detritus
It turns out that years of adapting to a food-allergic child has paid off in spades. Sure, yeah–the kid never died. Great. Whatever. I’m talking about IMPORTANT matters, here. Like that even though they can have it, now, neither child particularly likes...
by Mir | Oct 31, 2005 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
In case you haven’t been following things over at my other haunt, you might want to pop over and look at today’s post, which contains a picture of some very cool superheroes. Have a spooktacular evening, everyone!
by Mir | Oct 30, 2005 | What do I do all day?
I have some friends who are Party People. I don’t mean they like to party as in, go out trolling at bars and getting hammered. Puh-lease. We are all, um, old, and mostly married, with small kids. No, here in suburbia we have family parties and get hammered while...
by Mir | Oct 29, 2005 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
How to… sleep in in the morning: Give the children permission to rise and fetch their own breakfasts, play downstairs, and watch cartoons. You should be able to grab an extra hour of sleep before the screaming becomes too loud. This approach is not recommended...
by Mir | Oct 28, 2005 | I'm dating the television
I am watching the Food Network and was so excited to see that we’d be learning how a red velvet cake is made. I mean, I live in New England, and red velvet cake is not a staple around here. So, yay! What a thrilling way to spend my Friday night! Except that Al...