by Mir | Feb 26, 2007 | What do I do all day?
I go into this sort of preparing-for-my-death mode before I take a trip. Normal people, they’re about to go somewhere, they think, “Hmmmm. I should finish packing.” (Or if they’re Otto, they’ll be on the phone with you at 11 at night when...
by Mir | Feb 25, 2007 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Barba: You must’ve been so very proud when your daughter Antonella was selected to be on season 6 of American Sellout Idol. Let’s face it; she’s beautiful, she’s a pretty good singer, and now all the eyes of America are on...
by Mir | Feb 23, 2007 | Retail Therapy
I am going to live. Just thought you’d like to know. I may not be eating Chinese food again any time soon, though. So, remember how I bought Chickadee a dress for the wedding? I bought it on eBay, and it’s been a while since I used eBay, see, so I’d...
by Mir | Feb 23, 2007 | Health is overrated
“Do not eat copious amounts of Chinese food from unknown hole-in-the-wall restaurant.” Can I fix anyone a cup of tea with a shot of Pepto?
by Mir | Feb 21, 2007 | My name is Grumplestiltskin
Yesterday I noticed that my tax refund had been deposited into my checking account. I made a mental note to think some more about where that money needed to go; would I have enough to maybe buy something not strictly necessary? Would I need to set it all aside for...
