by Mir | Feb 21, 2007 | My name is Grumplestiltskin
Yesterday I noticed that my tax refund had been deposited into my checking account. I made a mental note to think some more about where that money needed to go; would I have enough to maybe buy something not strictly necessary? Would I need to set it all aside for...
by Mir | Feb 20, 2007 | Ottomatic For the People, The Year of Living Changerously
I think it would be interesting to sit down and write out ALL of my fears about remarrying. And I will do exactly that, just as soon as I have a full year of nothing else to do, pinky swear! But in the meantime, I try to keep the neurotic angsting to a minimum....
by Mir | Feb 19, 2007 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Apparently when I was a toddler, I took to ripping out my hair by the handsful. My mother recounts with sadness the story of taking me in to have my beautiful curls (what was left of them, anyway) cut off so that my hair would be too short to grab and yank. In...
by Mir | Feb 18, 2007 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
I thought I’d take the weekend to get a handle on the fifty thousand aspects of my life which are slowly spinning out of my grasp, and then by tonight I’d be feeling so much more in control of everything. HAHAHAHA! (Also, a blind man walks into a bar. He...
by Mir | Feb 15, 2007 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
Do you know Jen? She’s a lovely woman. Delightful. I enjoy her very much. Or, rather, I DID. Not anymore. Because now I know that she’s a foul temptress bent on destroying civilization as we know it. You see, Jen thought she’d be doing me a big favor...
