by Mir | Mar 11, 2008 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience", Ottomatic For the People
Hey, remember when Otto and I got married? And then went on the world’s shortest honeymoon while I coughed up a lung? Wasn’t that fun? I mean, except for the lung-coughing part? And then we had to part ways (again!) and later, when it was time for me to...
by Mir | Mar 10, 2008 | I'm dating the television, What do I do all day?
Well, it’s been a pretty wild weekend. Otto returns later today, and I still have some cleaning to do before he does. For example, I need to clear a path to the office, so that the DSL guys can come hook me up this afternoon. Also, I need to hide the cookies....
by Mir | Mar 8, 2008 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
1) Some freak stumbling across some pictures of my shoes and then contacting me to ask if I have any for sale, claiming to be a thrift store owner. Suuuuure you are, Sleazy McFetish. 2) Having to get up at 4:30 to get the family out the door for their flight up to New...
by Mir | Mar 7, 2008 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!, My name is Grumplestiltskin
We’ve been having huge problems with our broadband service, lately, possibly because all cable companies are run by soul-sucking incompetents, or possibly because my personal electro-magnetic field has thus far managed to disrupt my internet service, on...
by Mir | Mar 6, 2008 | Ottomatic For the People, Retail Therapy
This Love Thursday, I’d like to acknowledge that I married the sort of man who will tell someone “we just ordered my new computer and I’m dancing!” and then—when they say “I’d like to see that”—makes a video and...
