by Mir | Sep 28, 2016 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
I just realized the last thing I wrote about was my eye infection (Hi, I’m Mir, and I’m SEXXXXXYYYYY), and then I promptly went silent for another week because my neck was all jacked up. Longtime readers may recall that 11 years ago I crashed my car into a...
by Mir | Sep 16, 2016 | Health is overrated, It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
I’m about THIS CLOSE to wearing an eye patch and calling it a day. I hardly ever wear makeup, right? Like, I’ll wear it when I dress up. Which is almost never. For some reason at the beginning of this week I was digging for something in my bathroom drawer...
by Mir | Sep 6, 2016 | Aspi(e)rations/AD(D)orations, Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
It’s been a pet peeve of mine for forever, the way people sometimes recoil from labels or admitting that there’s anything less-than-perfect about themselves or their special snowflakes. So it should come as no surprise that I have some things to say on the...
by Mir | Sep 2, 2016 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony, What do I do all day?
Welcome to another episode of, “Well hello there, I am not in fact dead, I have just been busy elsewhere and also I suck.” I have baked things for Nerd Night! I have fitted one hundred smelly teenagers for band uniforms! (That’s not a slam; we do...
by Mir | Aug 24, 2016 | What do I do all day?
Otto has this thing about asking me how my day was. I mean, he really wants to know, I’m sure. But he asks when he gets home and he often asks at dinner and sometimes he asks when we sit down on the couch later to watch TV, and he almost always asks again when...
