by Mir | Sep 25, 2004 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
Hatred. Maybe even complete Hateration. Hatingnessism, perhaps. Oh, did you want more than that? Picky, picky. It’s always more, and then certain people come around here accusing me of being verbose. Which I just don’t get, as I am so loathe to prattle on...
by Mir | Sep 24, 2004 | Irreconcilable Differences
So, um, where was everybody last night? I cannot believe that my jovial party invitation didn’t yield more takers. Go figure. As always, my true love Kira was on hand. This is why she is my true love. And while I was happy to wallow, I find that hard to do when...
by Mir | Sep 23, 2004 | My name is Grumplestiltskin
There’s a party at my house tonight. You’re all invited! Unfortunately, it’s a theme party. Specifically, a pity party. So you all may bring cheese, and chocolate, and crises; and I will supply copious quantities of whine and bread pudding, and we...
by Mir | Sep 23, 2004 | Irreconcilable Differences
I fear that I can blog no more, for there is no way to top the information divulged in my last post. That was the pinnacle of my comedy career (and, technically, I didn’t even have to write the funny part!). I should just stop now, because what would be a...
by Mir | Sep 22, 2004 | Irreconcilable Differences
So I was chatting with my dear Jilbur this fine evening, and she asked me for my zip code. I gave it, along with a snarky comment about how she must be sending me a sympathy card (it’s been that kind of a day). Nope, no card. What she offered, instead, was a...
