by Mir | Sep 28, 2004 | My name is Grumplestiltskin
That denial thing sure was fun while it lasted. Did you know that it takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year’s supply of footballs? It’s true. I know this because I am brilliant. Or because it says so on my Sorrento Trivia...
by Mir | Sep 27, 2004 | Retail Therapy
I could tell you about all of the things I should’ve done today, but since the denial thing is working out so well for me right now, I can’t. What responsibilities? What job hunt? What paralyzing panic?? Tra la la! Oh happy day, happy day, let me tell you...
by Mir | Sep 26, 2004 | Job? Huh?
I don’t know why I didn’t put it all together, sooner. The answer has been right under my nose all along! Actually, right on my toes. Part of my employment woes, you know, are that I don’t want to return to the sort of job I used to hold. And...
by Mir | Sep 25, 2004 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
I have angered the athropods. I have made one too many of their brethren go splat beneath my shoe, sucked up too many important members of their legions in my vacuum. Now? I am a marked woman. Pride should prevent me from relating the details of my wasp encounter...
by Mir | Sep 25, 2004 | My name is Grumplestiltskin
Yellow jackets who are pissed that I’ve been spraying their hives all Summer. Go ahead. Ask me why that’s three reasons. *whimper* Lawn’s mowed.
