by Mir | Oct 22, 2013 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!, Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Today I am tired of all the ways in which my family of special snowflakes is so extra snowflakey and specialish. Today I just want to be a regular family with regular issues and all of the same stuff that everyone deals with because half-grown humans are dealing with...
by Mir | Oct 21, 2013 | Health is overrated, What do I do all day?
I have never actually been an addict of any kind (uhhhh… eating all the chocolate in the house so that there’s not any chocolate in the house to tempt me doesn’t count on that score, right?), so this may be completely off base, but I think the...
by Mir | Oct 16, 2013 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
Sometimes I share stories because it’s something I want to be sure to remember, myself. Sometimes I share stories because I think they’re funny. Sometimes, there’s something that causes me to have MANY MANY FEELS and then part of the way I deal with...
by Mir | Oct 14, 2013 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!, It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
I continue to be a giant barrel of fun wrapped up in a drooling, spontaneous nap. Perhaps I should try to enter a new line of work, such as mattress tester. (Not that I’d be all that good at it; turns out I can sleep just about anywhere.) Now I have a new thing...
by Mir | Oct 11, 2013 | Aspi(e)rations/AD(D)orations, Health is overrated, Ottomatic For the People
Do you have any coffee? No? It’s because I’ve taken possession of All The Coffee. I drink it all day long, now, instead of just my usual mug in the morning. You know that song Smoke Two Joints by Bob Marley? That’s me and coffee, now. I drink two...
