I want my MTV!

Sadness. Deep, dark, depressive sadness. I live a life of sacrifice, frugality, and chastity. Really all that is left to me is television and maybe ice cream. Do these people not understand that they are toying with my emotions by screwing up my television?? Prior to...

Does she have a face?

As is my custom on an evening when I’m feeling too yucky to read or do anything else productive, I turned on the TV. And I’ve just caught the last twenty minutes or so of Picture Perfect. Can I just admit here that I have no idea what Jennifer...

The Good, the Bad, and the Unbelievable

Happiness is:snuggling with both (happy) children in bed this morning before getting up a trip to Target finding really nice “not recognized by system” sheets that should’ve been salvaged and getting them for $7.49 getting some fresh air having the...

Karma smiles a little… on my butt

My doctor called me as soon as she was out of surgery. I described my symptoms and she said (wait for it…): “Well that sounds awful. You shouldn’t use that patch!” Thanks, Sherlock. So I am now wearing a new, progestin-free, estrogen-only patch...

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