by Mir | Sep 25, 2004 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
I have angered the athropods. I have made one too many of their brethren go splat beneath my shoe, sucked up too many important members of their legions in my vacuum. Now? I am a marked woman. Pride should prevent me from relating the details of my wasp encounter...
by Mir | Sep 25, 2004 | My name is Grumplestiltskin
Yellow jackets who are pissed that I’ve been spraying their hives all Summer. Go ahead. Ask me why that’s three reasons. *whimper* Lawn’s mowed.
by Mir | Sep 25, 2004 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
Hatred. Maybe even complete Hateration. Hatingnessism, perhaps. Oh, did you want more than that? Picky, picky. It’s always more, and then certain people come around here accusing me of being verbose. Which I just don’t get, as I am so loathe to prattle on...
by Mir | Sep 24, 2004 | Irreconcilable Differences
So, um, where was everybody last night? I cannot believe that my jovial party invitation didn’t yield more takers. Go figure. As always, my true love Kira was on hand. This is why she is my true love. And while I was happy to wallow, I find that hard to do when...
by Mir | Sep 23, 2004 | My name is Grumplestiltskin
There’s a party at my house tonight. You’re all invited! Unfortunately, it’s a theme party. Specifically, a pity party. So you all may bring cheese, and chocolate, and crises; and I will supply copious quantities of whine and bread pudding, and we...
