by Mir | Oct 16, 2004 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Chickadee: Our phone number is XXX-XXXX and your cell phone is XXX-XXXX. Me: Very good, honey. Monkey: Yeah, well, MY phone number is seven eight nine eleven STINKY BUTT!
by Mir | Oct 15, 2004 | Job? Huh?, Offspring: ecstasy and agony, What do I do all day?
*RING RING* What he said: Let’s set an up interview as soon as possible, here are the particulars, here is what we’re looking for, can you come in Monday? What I heard: This is the job you’ve been waiting for; right salary, right hours, people who...
by Mir | Oct 15, 2004 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for indulging the release of my inner Mama Lion yesterday. I received so many supportive comments as well as the rushing in of my beloved contingent of cyber-soulmates to check on me. I am so grateful to have so many...
by Mir | Oct 14, 2004 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Want to make me furious? Here’s a simple how-to guide: Call me on the phone about my child. Call her by the wrong name. Repeatedly. Do not apologize when I correct you (on the third mispronounciation). Ask me WHY today’s “incident” occurred,...
by Mir | Oct 14, 2004 | What do I do all day?
I like to consider myself a person of above-average intelligence. But every now and then I come face to face with the realization that I am full of crap. Woe is me. Today I am expecting a couple of Very Important Phone Calls. So I dutifully puttered around all...
