by Mir | Nov 18, 2004 | Friends
Yesterday? Did something happen yesterday? What? LALALALALA! I can’t hear you! Tra la la, with God as my witness, I’ll never eat radishes again or allow people I barely know to mess with my head. Because frankly, I don’t give a damn. Or something....
by Mir | Nov 17, 2004 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
Hello from an undisclosed location nowhere near where you suppose! I’m enjoying the Witness Protection Program. No one knows me, here, which I’m finding suits me just fine. All the better to hide me with, my dears. So here’s the thing. I am In...
by Mir | Nov 17, 2004 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
We regret to inform the readership at Woulda Coulda Shoulda that your intrepid narrator has suffered a rather serious injury and may be unavailable for the immediate future. Early this afternoon, her brain exploded. Nasty business. The circumstances cannot be...
by Mir | Nov 17, 2004 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
You know it’s going to be a long day when you’ve said all the following by 8:00 AM: “Please don’t stick your fingers up my nose.” “Yes, you’re right, they do make a funny hat, but now I would like you to put your underwear on...
by Mir | Nov 16, 2004 | My name is Grumplestiltskin
The time has come (the walrus said… don’t call me a walrus unless you’re hoping to be smacked, however) for me to take Any Job. As you all know, I passed Dream Job long ago. I spent some time looking for Pretty Good Job, and after a while settled...
