by Mir | Mar 9, 2005 | Retail Therapy
… but I keep hoping. Here’s the thing. I was unemployed for so freaking long, I can hardly believe that there is actual money being regularly deposited into my checking account, now. I mean, more money than what I need to pay the mortgage and daycare....
by Mir | Mar 8, 2005 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
“Look out! My pants are blasting off!” Thankfully, no one was hurt. But I tell you… motherhood is much more dangerous than I’d once imagined. Blasting pants? That was not in any of the “What to Expect…” books. *** This morning...
by Mir | Mar 7, 2005 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
The television is possessed Is it me, or is American Idol on about five nights a week, now? I mean, heck, I understand that this is important stuff, what with the critical shortage of pop stars we are currently experiencing here in America…. And golly,...
by Mir | Mar 6, 2005 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
Fly first class. Why? I have no idea. Perhaps the fine airline folks are confused. I know I was, when I realized my boarding pass put me in the very first row. My confusion quickly dissipated as I stretched out my legs and enjoyed my pre-flight beverage in an actual...
by Mir | Mar 4, 2005 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
(Or, “How am I Stupid? Let Me Count the Ways.”) 1) Get up at 5:30 in the morning so as to be at work nice and early, and therefore able to leave a little early. Still forget a bunch of stuff. 2) Arrive at work and realize you’re about to leave town...
