by Mir | May 4, 2005 | What do I do all day?
I came home today to new shoes waiting on the porch. There is no greater demonstration of God’s love than that first whiff of leather as you rip open the package and the invoice (declaring that your total didn’t even crest the $10 mark!) falls out. People,...
by Mir | May 3, 2005 | Detritus
So, it occurred to me today that Mother’s Day is this weekend. THIS weekend. As in the one that’s coming. Good thing I was already way ahead in my planning! And had done… ummm… all of that… STUFF… that one does… for...
by Mir | May 2, 2005 | My name is Grumplestiltskin
I had A Plan, you know. And The Plan, it was good. Absolutely nothing at all wrong with That Plan, I tell you! Except that, you know, it was MY Plan. I shoulda known better. Ahem. Anyway. The Plan went like this: 1) Have an utterly suckass week [okay, that...
by Mir | Apr 29, 2005 | What do I do all day?
I’ve decided I’m never going home. Well–to be fair–I’ve also decided that I am the firm yet benevolent dictator of several small, tropical island nations, and that Michael Jackson will stand up in court on the day of his sentencing and...
by Mir | Apr 28, 2005 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
I’m on a plane right now. Well, not when I wrote this. But when it’s set to publish, I’m in the sky. My foot still hurts. I’ve decided to really concentrate on keeping it out of my mouth. I’m probably chewing on some ice right now, just...
