God, I wish I’d shaved my pits today

Have you ever had one of those sorts of days when you’re just feeling kinda blah, and you certainly don’t look your best, and you kind of just want to hole up with a good book and some ice cream, and then it turns out that you have to, like, entertain...

My phantom uterus is already aching

My children have left my care for the next eleven days. And while it is true that yesterday I warned them that if I had to listen to the “my potty is so warm and cuddly” song (punctuated throughout with shrieks of laughter) one more time I was going to...

Marked decrease in bodily fluids

I am pleased to report that the general state of health at Casa Mir appears to be on the upswing. I am not pleased to report that health = boring = dearth of interesting blogging, but really, I don’t even need to report that, because you all already noticed....

Friday Flashbacks: Heat wave!

Sometimes I’m so brilliant, I just want to pat myself on the back. Heartily. With a stun gun. The thermometer hit 90 today, and tomorrow it’s only gonna get worse. Knowing full well that I would not want to venture out tomorrow, I picked the kids up from...

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