by Mir | Oct 21, 2005 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
As most of you have figured out, I don’t respond to all of the comments and email I receive. I try to be pretty good about it, but oftentimes things get lost in the shuffle as I’m working or beating the children or just generally living life. And lately...
by Mir | Oct 20, 2005 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
My children are old enough now that we’re almost beyond the age of hilarious malapropisms. Alas! For some reason, though, Chickadee has a mental block with the word teriyaki. And this is particularly unfortunately because she just LOVES teriyaki chicken. So...
by Mir | Oct 19, 2005 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
A friend of mine called me early this morning to tell me to look at the front page of our local paper. I found this… odd. But I did as she said, and then I understood. My divorce attorney—whom I had hired both because he was a friend of a friend and...
by Mir | Oct 18, 2005 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
We all know how much I absolutely LOVE to have my picture taken. Yes! It makes me SO HAPPY. Not AS happy as prolonged vomiting, mind you, but slightly happier than, say, a rectal exam. (I’m pretty sure the sarcasm isn’t directly related to photography, but...
by Mir | Oct 17, 2005 | What do I do all day?
I’ve been running about three hours behind ALL DAY. Could someone please find me a few extra hours? Pretty please? Also, it would be good if someone would be kind enough to get the “Nookie” earworm out of my head. I do hereby solemnly swear that I...
