by Mir | Mar 10, 2008 | I'm dating the television, What do I do all day?
Well, it’s been a pretty wild weekend. Otto returns later today, and I still have some cleaning to do before he does. For example, I need to clear a path to the office, so that the DSL guys can come hook me up this afternoon. Also, I need to hide the cookies....
by Mir | Mar 8, 2008 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
1) Some freak stumbling across some pictures of my shoes and then contacting me to ask if I have any for sale, claiming to be a thrift store owner. Suuuuure you are, Sleazy McFetish. 2) Having to get up at 4:30 to get the family out the door for their flight up to New...
by Mir | Mar 7, 2008 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!, My name is Grumplestiltskin
We’ve been having huge problems with our broadband service, lately, possibly because all cable companies are run by soul-sucking incompetents, or possibly because my personal electro-magnetic field has thus far managed to disrupt my internet service, on...
by Mir | Mar 6, 2008 | Ottomatic For the People, Retail Therapy
This Love Thursday, I’d like to acknowledge that I married the sort of man who will tell someone “we just ordered my new computer and I’m dancing!” and then—when they say “I’d like to see that”—makes a video and...
by Mir | Mar 5, 2008 | My name is Grumplestiltskin
No, really. I may have made it up just now (what, I’m not allowed to do that?), but EMBRACE IT. Today’s the day to bitch and moan about things irritating you, and you get to feel just a little more superior about it because saying that something is STUCK...