by Mir | Mar 18, 2009 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
So I went back to my new chiropractor, Paul Bunyan, today. I willed myself not to laugh. I coached myself through the entire morning, then the drive over there, and while I was on the table. “Don’t laugh, don’t laugh, don’t laugh,” I...
by Mir | Mar 17, 2009 | Health is overrated
So, as I may have mentioned, I’ve been having a little trouble with my neck. On the one hand, it’s handy for sniping at the children. “STOP BEING A PAIN IN MY NECK!” I can grouse, pointing at my poor neck, ensuring their therapist can buy a...
by Mir | Mar 16, 2009 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!, Health is overrated
I am a deal-maker. I don’t know why. It’s just something I’m prone to, and always have been—I can’t even blame it on the kids. Life is one big if-then statement, in my world. And sometimes it makes sense, I guess. Some things do logically...
by Mir | Mar 15, 2009 | My name is Grumplestiltskin
I’m about to go wake up my kids. It’s 11:00. It’s 11:00 and my children are still asleep. My children were returned to me late last night and are still asleep at 11:00, which I am sure isn’t anything I can draw any conclusions about, because...
by Mir | Mar 12, 2009 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
It’s nearly time for me to begin my planting, again, which means that soon you can all (once again) tell me about the HORRORS OF MINT. (Noooooo! Not the mint! ANYTHING BUT MIIIIIIIIINT!) Y’all have no idea how much I’m looking forward to it. In the...
