by Mir | Dec 28, 2018 | Health is overrated, It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
Dear Everyone, Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Festive Festivus! Joyous Kwanzaa! Happy Freakin’ New Year (please dear baby Jesus let 2019 be less of a dumpster fire than 2018, amen)! Or enjoy grumpy Grinch-ing. Whatever. You pick. I just wanted to wish you and...
by Mir | Oct 11, 2018 | Health is overrated, It's not a regret, it's an "experience", Offspring: ecstasy and agony
I recently received a kind but somewhat plaintive “If you’re never going to write again could you at least TELL us” message and then I felt guilty because guilt is my go-to emotion. (My second go-to emotion is anger, which is a real treat for those...
by Mir | Jul 27, 2018 | Health is overrated, It's not a regret, it's an "experience", What do I do all day?
Or: Summer’s Almost Over And All I Have To Show For It Is A This Eye Twitch. Or: My Children Came Home From College And All I Know For Sure Is That There Are Now Cheese Stick Wrappers In Weird Places All Over My House. Or: Summer’s Almost Over But My...
by Mir | Jun 28, 2018 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience", My name is Grumplestiltskin
It’s been a long summer. It’s kind of continuing to be a long summer, for a billion reasons, and some of those reasons are boring and mundane, and others are heartbreaking and too hard to talk about, and still others just leave me feeling like a broken...
by Mir | Apr 20, 2018 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience", Offspring: ecstasy and agony, What do I do all day?
Once upon a time, a long long (longlonglongLONG) time ago, I started a blog shortly after my firstborn turned six. At the time she had buckteeth and dark blonde hair and little blue glasses, and she often glared at me and said I DON’T LIKE YOU when I displeased...
