by Mir | Dec 26, 2005 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
Tune in right now to your local Instant Messenger installation to experience the joy of my one-woman show, powered by beer and pretzels. I’m very entertaining. To myself. And possibly a few friends, though they might just be scared to point out that I am an...
by Mir | Dec 25, 2005 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
Sometimes I actually get it. If some teenager can ride all day on a donkey, 9 months pregnant, and then deliver her own baby in a stable and still consider it an amazing and wonderful thing… well, I guess I can set aside the less-than-perfect aspects of my own...
by Mir | Dec 23, 2005 | What do I do all day?
And all through the house, I was still running around like a chicken with its head cut off. Actually, no. Tonight I am not doing that. That’s what I was doing earlier today. You see, um, sometimes Santa has me help him out, a little? And I am of course...
by Mir | Dec 22, 2005 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
Eight gift baskets made it out the door this morning. Yay! But I forgot that it was “Polar Express” day in Monkey’s class, and so he was not properly attired in his pajamas and was quite angry with me. Boo. I was pretty much curled up in a ball of...
by Mir | Dec 21, 2005 | Health is overrated
My bed is calling me. It says “Sweet nothingness awaits you here! Come drool on my pillows and know bliss!” I’m slightly disturbed that it’s talking to me, but as long as it says nothing about cookies, I’m down with the overall message....
