Oh my word, that was fun. Y’all are so pretty! And clever!
Honorable “if only you knew how to count the syllables” Mention to my father, for his freeform not-haiku:
clean floors avoid
tripping over iambic pentameters
(Dad wins a lovely “Now I Can Count” board book.)
Honorable “I would love to give you an award but since I know you in real life I’m thinking you should be disqualified on some sort of nepotism clause” Mention to Zuska, for her lyrical haiku:
Ah! Like winter snow,
the dust has made a landscape
so serene. Why clean?
(Zuska wins, um, my admiration!)