Oh.my.God. This is just SO like me... What is Your Destiny? by ValcionNameColorBirthdayDestinySavior of the human race Date when you fufill your destinyJanuary 8, 2004Created with the ORIGINAL MemeGen! I mean, leave it to me to flipping save all of humankind and not even notice (or get credit). Thanks, Liz. I think. (Tell ya what... I'll bring the butter for your toast and you can bring whatever goes well with the spoils of righteous--if somewhat oblivious--victory and we'll make a celebration of it.) More typical me: 1) Discovered this morning that I left the garage door open. All night....
Panic. Complete, total, utter panic. I was sitting here... minding my own business... finishing up the Mother's Day gifts for the grandmothers (yes, thank you, I know today's date... there were technical difficulties beyond my control and... why am I explaining this??)... when the phone rings. It's Eric, or maybe it's Erik, I really don't know, and he's calling me from the 401 area code, and I have no idea where that is, but if I haven't mentioned before that I love having Caller ID, I really do, and I would like to thank the Ex for the early days of post-separation insanity wherein he felt...
