by Mir | Oct 5, 2004 | Health is overrated, What do I do all day?
Look! Up in the sky! What is that? It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s– Oh, wait. Did I say up in the sky? I lied. Look down there on the floor. Do you see it? Do you?? Yeah. That’s right! It’s… my ankle! Still puffy, in fact...
by Mir | Oct 4, 2004 | Health is overrated, My name is Grumplestiltskin
So, the doctor told me that I could split up my daily dosages of prednisone into two or three sittings, if I liked, because it might be hard on my stomach. Naturally this caused me to pick up my prescriptions at Target and then stand there in the checkout line...
by Mir | Oct 4, 2004 | Health is overrated
I got about three hours of sleep last night. It’s very difficult to sleep while in the act of scratching or while trying not to scratch. And it turns out that if you do manage to fall asleep, you will then scratch hard enough to wake yourself up. Ow. Cheerful...
by Mir | Oct 3, 2004 | What do I do all day?
Pre-dough preparation: Spend the day tending to whiny children, and scratching your leg. And telling whiny children to please stop telling you to stop scratching your leg. And wishing you had something yummy to eat. Read Joshilyn’s account of her so-called...
by Mir | Oct 3, 2004 | Health is overrated, Offspring: ecstasy and agony
I had a wild date last night, and I’m paying for it, this morning. We smuggled drinks into the theatre, you see. We passed the bottles back and forth while we giggled, and by the end of the movie? The popcorn was gone, the bottles were empty, and we were up way...
