by Mir | Nov 18, 2004 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
I am all about helping the masses. Truly. My knowledge is your knowledge. Moreover, my laundry is your laundry. Always remember to separate the darks from the lights, and don’t put my bras in the dryer, please. Anyway. Know how there are never an even number of...
by Mir | Nov 18, 2004 | Friends
Yesterday? Did something happen yesterday? What? LALALALALA! I can’t hear you! Tra la la, with God as my witness, I’ll never eat radishes again or allow people I barely know to mess with my head. Because frankly, I don’t give a damn. Or something....
by Mir | Nov 17, 2004 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
Hello from an undisclosed location nowhere near where you suppose! I’m enjoying the Witness Protection Program. No one knows me, here, which I’m finding suits me just fine. All the better to hide me with, my dears. So here’s the thing. I am In...
by Mir | Nov 17, 2004 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
We regret to inform the readership at Woulda Coulda Shoulda that your intrepid narrator has suffered a rather serious injury and may be unavailable for the immediate future. Early this afternoon, her brain exploded. Nasty business. The circumstances cannot be...
by Mir | Nov 17, 2004 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
You know it’s going to be a long day when you’ve said all the following by 8:00 AM: “Please don’t stick your fingers up my nose.” “Yes, you’re right, they do make a funny hat, but now I would like you to put your underwear on...
