by Mir | Jan 4, 2005 | Health is overrated, Irreconcilable Differences
But, uh, not in the good way. I’m running a fever. Which is fabulous timing, because it’s not like I have anything I needed to be doing today, or anything…. My ex called on Sunday night to warn me that he had a fever. The call was ostensibly to alert...
by Mir | Jan 4, 2005 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you’re my sweet dear Monkey, and now I’ll squeeze you til you turn bluuuuueeeee! Actually, I usually follow it up with tickling him until he pees, but the rhyming, you understand, doesn’t work so well with...
by Mir | Jan 3, 2005 | Job? Huh?
Dear Large Faceless Temp Agency: As you will see from my attached resume, I once had a real job and made real money. This was long ago. My IQ has been dropping exponentially since my decision to stay home and parent my children full-time, which is a real shame....
by Mir | Jan 2, 2005 | I'm dating the television
Dear blind friend-of-a-friend fix-up guy, You know, I was almost believing that excuse about delayed IMs because of “not being a very fast typist.” But I must say that if you delay long enough between responses that I have ample time to track down your...
by Mir | Jan 2, 2005 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
Things I should be doing right now: 1) Packing up the Christmas stuff. 2) Cleaning. 3) Laundry. 4) Putting away laundry. 5) Determining whether that gargantuan pile of clothing sitting at the end of my bed is clean or dirty. 6) Going through closets. 7) Sewing capes...
