Hazards

“Look out! My pants are blasting off!” Thankfully, no one was hurt. But I tell you… motherhood is much more dangerous than I’d once imagined. Blasting pants? That was not in any of the “What to Expect…” books. *** This morning...

Beware the machines

The television is possessed Is it me, or is American Idol on about five nights a week, now? I mean, heck, I understand that this is important stuff, what with the critical shortage of pop stars we are currently experiencing here in America…. And golly,...

How to come back

Fly first class. Why? I have no idea. Perhaps the fine airline folks are confused. I know I was, when I realized my boarding pass put me in the very first row. My confusion quickly dissipated as I stretched out my legs and enjoyed my pre-flight beverage in an actual...

How to go away

(A handy guide for the travel-challenged single working mother.) So! You say you’d like to take a brief recreational trip? How lovely! What a wonderful idea! You deserve a little getaway. That’s right; go have some fun! Just a few minor things before you...

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