This was definitely not in the manual

I called my father today to wish him a happy Father’s Day, on account of I would get a great big F in “Sandwich Generation;” I can either focus on my children or my parents, but not both. As I’ve been rather busy with the kids of late (read:...

Friday Flashbacks: Liplocked

Enough with the ponderous. Blah blah blah, losing my mind, blah blah blah blah. Boooooooring. Let’s take a vacation, shall we? I skipped the Friday Flashbacks last week. Time to return, and time to inject a little levity into things, I think. So! Today!...

Telling time

So, on the one hand, I am feeling a vague shell of my former self. Which–under the circumstances–is a GOOD thing. As recently as a few days ago I still pretty much felt like a troglodyte. Even approximately feeling human is progress. Huzzah! On the other...

I’m a little teapot

Actually, I am just a little tired, and a little sick of being sick or whatever it is that I am, but any time I start a sentence with “I’m a little…” I have the overwhelming urge to finish it off with “TEAPOT!” So you’re all...

Hi, I suck

You know how sometimes it seems like you’re Doing The Right Thing and it ends up totally biting you on the ass? No? Maybe it’s just me. I am incredibly talented when it comes to digging large holes which I later trip and fall into and wonder what the heck...

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