Bite me, Supercuts

The Top Ten Reasons Why I Am The Obvious Salon Choice: 10) My haircuts are free. 9) I tell you how cute you are while I’m trimming. 8) I’ll warn you to close your eyes so I can blow on your face to get the little pieces of hair off. 7) And sneak a kiss...

Bid early, bid often!

Have I mentioned lately how super-swell I think Joshilyn is? No? Well, she totally is. She’s the sort of person who will totally let you overstay your welcome in her house, eat all of her food, wreck her plans, and blow zerberts on her children. She’s the...

It’s all Ashton’s fault

I know that on Friday night I grandly promised that I would be back the next day with pictures and more tales and perhaps a pony and a decorative vial of crack for each and every one of you (who even KNOWS what I promised; I was just the smallest, wee bit tipsy), but...

Blunk drogging

Kira is here! I great big giant puffy pink heart her. So much. Really. And not just because I’ve had a fair amount of wine. I swear. I am fairly certain that the energy created by the three of us all in one place has disrupted the earth’s orbit. ANYWAY!...

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