The Top Ten Reasons Why I Am The Obvious Salon Choice:
10) My haircuts are free.
9) I tell you how cute you are while I’m trimming.
8) I’ll warn you to close your eyes so I can blow on your face to get the little pieces of hair off.
7) And sneak a kiss then, too.
6) You don’t have to wear shoes.
5) Or pants.
4) If you get thirsty during the cut, I’ll squirt you in the mouth with the spray bottle as many times as you want.
3) Sometimes I pretend the clippers are attacking me.
2) There is almost always candy afterwards.
And the number 1 reason…
1) Do you know any other stylists who carry you to the shower afterwards and remind you to wash your ears?
I rest my case.