by Mir | Dec 28, 2005 | Friends
I realized, writing it down, how very wrong that sounds, or perhaps as if I’m about to tell you all about my new emo band. I know. But there is no help for it, for this is what I must tell you about. Or rather, this is what I was GOING to tell you about, before...
by Mir | Dec 27, 2005 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
Before I had children, I believed that all toys should be educational. There would be no mindless video games, there would be no sexist, female-objectifying plastic dolls, no “latest and greatest” toys purchased because my child(ren) had been hypnotized by...
by Mir | Dec 26, 2005 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
Tune in right now to your local Instant Messenger installation to experience the joy of my one-woman show, powered by beer and pretzels. I’m very entertaining. To myself. And possibly a few friends, though they might just be scared to point out that I am an...
by Mir | Dec 25, 2005 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
Sometimes I actually get it. If some teenager can ride all day on a donkey, 9 months pregnant, and then deliver her own baby in a stable and still consider it an amazing and wonderful thing… well, I guess I can set aside the less-than-perfect aspects of my own...
by Mir | Dec 23, 2005 | What do I do all day?
And all through the house, I was still running around like a chicken with its head cut off. Actually, no. Tonight I am not doing that. That’s what I was doing earlier today. You see, um, sometimes Santa has me help him out, a little? And I am of course...
