by Mir | Jan 3, 2006 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
I’ll give you three guesses about what I was busy doing tonight, and why. Nope, not that. Ewwwwww, NO! Sicko. Okay, fine. Need a hint? It’s very graphic, so don’t click the link unless you are of hearty disposition. Don’t say I didn’t...
by Mir | Jan 2, 2006 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
I realized that I forgot to share one of my favorite moments from our latke party, yesterday, and then I thought, “Oh well.” Was I just going to throw a single line up here as a blog post? I could, but it would seem self-indulgent and whatnot (as opposed...
by Mir | Jan 1, 2006 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
Because I am a VERY MEAN MOTHER I did not allow my children to stay up until midnight last night. They were complaining about this still, today, even as their jaws cracked with monster yawning and their adorable little heads spun completely around in the way that only...
by Mir | Dec 31, 2005 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
In a little while we’re off to go party like it’s 2006. Woo! After we arrive my children will go run with a pack of feral minors, and I won’t see them again until it’s time to leave. I’ll go hang out with the grown-ups, and charm folks...
by Mir | Dec 30, 2005 | What do I do all day?
The battle against STUFF has officially begun in earnest. No, I won’t be done by the end of 2005, but progress is being made. Um, speaking of purging… there’s an ad on right now for Nutrisystem Nourish (motto: Now with MORE IRONY!), and the...
