I am such a moron mommy

How very fitting that on a day like today, a day when I’m JUST SO EXCITED to tell you WHAT A FANTABULOUS MOM I AM, BlogHer decides to finally publish the Day Two schedule of events. You may happen to notice yours truly scheduled along with Alice and Tracey to...

Craig is on crack

I… have a confession to make. I’m embarrassed, and I beg you to please be gentle with me as I come clean. I sometimes (okay; OFTEN) browse my local Craig’s List for entertainment. It didn’t start out that way. Originally, I was just perusing...

Ennui with a side of international sports

There is this very adorable thing that my mother does, and it is this: She calls me on the phone and after a few minutes of chit-chat, asks with great anticipation, “So what’s new? What’s going on?” This always leaves me feeling woefully...

How to feel old

Realize that it’s just a precious few years standing between Apolo Anton Ohno being “incredibly hot” and “young enough to be my kid.” [Also, this just in: Ice dancing is STILL NOT A SPORT. Please take your spackling equipment (used for...

In which I’m feeling mushy

About a year and a half ago, I found myself unexpectedly and completely smitten. I fell hard and fast, and soon found myself spending every evening talking for hours with the object of my affections. It was as if we’d known each other our entire lives. We...

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