by Mir | Mar 18, 2006 | I'm dating the television
I mean it. I totally SHOULD be a movie critic, except for the part where I hardly ever see movies. Minor technicality. But when I DO see movies, I’m always just! so! excited! And I hear that enthusiasm is really more important than expertise, in many things....
by Mir | Mar 18, 2006 | Detritus
Oh my word, that was fun. Y’all are so pretty! And clever! Honorable “if only you knew how to count the syllables” Mention to my father, for his freeform not-haiku: clean floors avoid tripping over iambic pentameters haikus rule(Dad wins a lovely...
by Mir | Mar 16, 2006 | Detritus
I am gripped with spring cleaning fever, even though it’s not spring and I hate to clean. It’s just that every so often I reach saturation on the amount of clutter in my house and become a small tasmanian devil with The Garbage Bag of Doom. The children do...
by Mir | Mar 15, 2006 | Retail Therapy
Everyone has things that they do to relieve stress, right? Me, I like to shop. But you know, if I shopped as often as I was stressed, I would be broke. Broker than I already am, I mean. Also my already cluttered house would fill up with stuff, I suppose. Like many,...
by Mir | Mar 14, 2006 | Haven't been hit by lightning yet!
People. GEEZ. Get your minds out of the gutter, please. (Amy-Go, I AM LOOKING AT YOU.) I appreciate all of your fine suggestions and even the chuckles I gleaned from all the innuendo, but seriously. Y’all need to get out a bit more often. And if someone like ME...