I should be a movie critic

I mean it. I totally SHOULD be a movie critic, except for the part where I hardly ever see movies. Minor technicality. But when I DO see movies, I’m always just! so! excited! And I hear that enthusiasm is really more important than expertise, in many things....

And the winner is…

Oh my word, that was fun. Y’all are so pretty! And clever! Honorable “if only you knew how to count the syllables” Mention to my father, for his freeform not-haiku: clean floors avoid tripping over iambic pentameters haikus rule(Dad wins a lovely...

This is what happens when I inhale bleach

I am gripped with spring cleaning fever, even though it’s not spring and I hate to clean. It’s just that every so often I reach saturation on the amount of clutter in my house and become a small tasmanian devil with The Garbage Bag of Doom. The children do...

Secret lives of headless models

Everyone has things that they do to relieve stress, right? Me, I like to shop. But you know, if I shopped as often as I was stressed, I would be broke. Broker than I already am, I mean. Also my already cluttered house would fill up with stuff, I suppose. Like many,...

Stuff! Also, things!

People. GEEZ. Get your minds out of the gutter, please. (Amy-Go, I AM LOOKING AT YOU.) I appreciate all of your fine suggestions and even the chuckles I gleaned from all the innuendo, but seriously. Y’all need to get out a bit more often. And if someone like ME...

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