The bloodshot eyes are tired, not stoned

I have figured out how to make a zillion billion dollars, and I can hardly wait to execute my awesome plan and be rich. And more awake. The crux is this: If we can pinpoint whatever it is in the human body that regulates circadian rhythms and then ALTER that as...

The eagle has landed

And so have we. Chris and I have arrived in San Jose and are having way more fun than should be legal. Well, I am. Chris keeps saying something about how I’m mean. I’m sure she’s joking. I made sure our trek started out right by forcing her to pose...

Not a euphemism

People. PEOPLE. Poor Otto; he read the comments on that last post (and a few others) and turned to me, shell-shocked, and said, “People say THESE THINGS knowing that YOUR PARENTS read your site. The THINGS they IMPLY. I can’t get over it.” (This from...

The list, the list, the list is on fire

Greetings from bizarre juxtaposition central! On the one hand, I am enjoying a rare child-free weekend with another adult. If I don’t want to get up, I don’t have to! If we want to have ice cream for dinner, we can! If we want to… um, well, HEY look...

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