by Mir | Oct 17, 2007 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
I don’t know what it’s like when you have more than a couple of kids (Chris?), but when you only have two, there is a very fine unwritten rule to which they instinctively adhere: Only one child can be in crisis at a time*. *The exception to this rule is a...
by Mir | Oct 16, 2007 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience"
Fall has arrived here in Georgia! I know this because our grass is dead. Oh, sure, it was dead before. But now it is REALLY dead. Deader than dead. You can hear it crying as you walk across the lawn and huge tufts of it throw themselves up out of the soil behind your...
by Mir | Oct 15, 2007 | Ottomatic For the People, What do I do all day?
… have big plans but in the end are astonishingly lazy. (Wow, that really doesn’t roll off the tongue quite the way the original does, huh?) The kids spent the weekend with their father, which meant that after Monkey’s soccer game on Saturday they...
by Mir | Oct 13, 2007 | It's not a regret, it's an "experience", Retail Therapy
So if you had the WHOLE DAY to go do absolutely anything you wanted to WITHOUT CHILDREN, what would you do? If you were me and Otto, you’d (finally!) go over to Pier 1 with that $25 gift card the realtor gave us in June and promptly fall in love with the most...
by Mir | Oct 12, 2007 | Offspring: ecstasy and agony
It is never a good thing when the phone rings in the middle of the day and it’s someone calling from school. It is a double plus ungood thing when the phone rings in the middle of the day and it’s the principal calling. My day yesterday was going pretty...
